拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

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很多人每逢新年拜訪親戚,都會遇上一班以「關心你」為名,實則八卦你或說教你的親戚,不斷問你多條煩人的問題,諗起都覺得煩惱。

遇上「幾時拍拖?」、「幾時結婚?」、「你個仔今年考第幾?」等問題,不如引用名人語錄,以下來自Taylor SwiftAdeleVictoria BeckhamGigi Hadid等共16句,袋起來備用吧。

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

買樓未呀?

Victoria Beckham:「我想要一間大屋,有堡壘、有護城河、有巨龍,擋住你哋班友。」

(I want a big house with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep people out.)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

今年考第幾呀?

Justin Bieber:「我不完美,我不是機械人。」 (I'm not perfect; I'm not a robot. - MTV)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

今年考第幾呀? / 你個仔今年考第幾呀?

Jennifer Lawrence:「年輕只需人專注自己就夠。」(Teenagers only have to focus on themselves. - Huffington Post)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

無見你一排,你肥左啊!

Adele:「我沒時間去擔心我的外表怎樣。」(I don't have time to worry about something as pretty as what I look like. - Huffington Post)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

無見你一排,你肥左啊!

Gigi Hadid:「你刻毒的說話不會令我想改變我的身體。至少做人開放點,甚至不如投入改變吧,因為事實就是如此。」

(Your mean comments don't make me want to change my body... At least be open, if not part of the change, because it's definitely happening. - Instagram)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

無見你一排,你肥左啊!

Adele:「世上有很多更加重要的事情。」(There are more important things going on in the world - The Guardian)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

無見你一排,你肥左啊!

Kelly Clarkson:「我好正,身材不會影響我,這是個自由的世界。任你怎樣說,我從不關心別人怎麼想。」(I'm awesome. It doesn't bother me. It's a free world. Say what you will. I've just never cared what people think. - Billboard)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

升大學讀邊科呀? 讀呢科有咩用呀?

Emma Watson:「這聽起來很討厭,但我真的喜歡學習和讀書。」(It sounds so geeky, but I really do like studying and reading - MTV)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

你讀呢科咁偏嘅? 唔讀BBA有咩用呀?

Nicki Minaj:「或者你口中的奇怪就是我眼中的正常。誰能定斷?」 (Maybe your weird is my normal. Who's to say? - MTV)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

幾時搵個男仔拍拖呀?

Rihanna:「是對的人,你就會知。」 (If someone is right for you, you'll know it. - Twitter)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

快點搵個伴啦!

Jennifer Lawrence:「當你單身、沒人照顧你時,便可以為所欲為,過自己的生活。」(When you don't have anybody to take care of you, then you could go both ways: You could do whatever you want, or you could take charge and be your own parent. - Tumblr)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

男朋做緊咩呀? 搵幾多呀?

Taylor Swift:「你永遠不會知道誰會踏進你的生命裡 - 對於我來說,當我想像我的真命天子時,我不會去想他是否事業有成,他們的樣子如何。我只想像與他一起時的感覺。」(You never know who’s going to come into your life – and for me, when I picture the person I want to end up with, I don’t think about what their career is, or what they look like. I picture the feeling I get when I’m with them. - Taylorswift.com)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

現在工作是甚麼? 幾錢人工?

Robert De Niro:「對於演員 - 不只演員,是所有人 - 最重要的是輕鬆去創造你想創造的事,自由去嘗試任何東西,有自己的選擇。」(The most important thing for actors – and not just actors, but everybody – is to feel loose enough to create what you want to create, and be free to try anything. To have choices. – Forbes)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

搵到第一桶金未呀?

Justin Timberlake:「在我二十出頭的人生裡,我都覺得自己像很多男人一樣,只懂得向前衝。現在我環顧四周,會問自己究竟要去哪裡呢?」

(I think the first half of my 20s I felt I had to achieve, achieve, achieve. A lot of men do this. I’m looking around now and I’m like, Where am I running - IMDB)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

你份工搵幾多呀?

Victoria Beckham:「我的工作令我開懷,我很幸運投身我喜愛的工作。」(My work makes me smile. I'm very lucky to have a job that I love. - Glamour)

拜年, 親戚, 問題, 對答, 明星

年紀唔細,幾時成家呀?

Taylor Swift:「戀愛並沒有規則,我會自由讓愛情使我驚喜,因你永不會知道你會愛上誰。」

(There are no rules when it comes to love. I just try to let love surprise me because you never know who you’re going to fall in love with. - Taylorswift.com)

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